I am pleased to report that the first return from a google image search for “face ass strangling” is none other than 
our governor here in North Carolina, Bev Perdue. I am uncertain what this says about our governess’ aides, but she seems pretty pleased with herself and her peanut gallery appears to offer a modest congratulatory clap. Face ass strangling is a bit of a doozy when it comes to syntax. The construction begs for a hyphen or two: face-ass strangling; face ass-strangling, or face-ass-strangling. A simple boolean search for these iterations satisfies even the most incurious among us. Our first return links to 
an image (Img.2) of a woman, NeNe, accused of strangling another woman, Kim, with a smirk on her face. Our second return lands us in a gym 
filled with individuals presumably having finished the act of face ass-strangling. Finally, we point google image search to the grail of this absurd construction and return again to the image at right: a gym filled with face ass-stranglers and face-ass-stranglers. While the significance of this pleasant discovery remains at large, I am pleased to report that a back of the hand estimate of face ass strangl* fanciers in the world is approximately between 3 and 30 after making adjustments for background noise.
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